child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?

me: You lose your baby teeth

child I am babysitting: they fall out!?

me: they fall out

child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?

me:

child I am babysitting: or did they fall out

me:

me:

me: you keep the same eyes all your life

child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa

prettyboyshyflizzy:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

lol “he wouldnt do that”

prettyboyshyflizzy:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

lol “he wouldnt do that”

(Source: atheismblog, via veryniggamuchhood)

bravepeterbraden:

princessnecrophilia:

I DONT THINK ITS POSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE HOW HARD I LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIMe

it gets funnier EVERY TIME I WATCH IT WHat is thIS witCH CRAFT!??!?!

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