child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
me: You lose your baby teeth
child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
me: they fall out
child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
me: you keep the same eyes all your life
child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
lol “he wouldnt do that”
oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters